A Man Goes to His Doctor's Office...
A man goes into his doctor's office.
There's a banana in one ear and a carrot stuck in another one and a cucumber up his nose.
The man says, "Doctor, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "Well, first of all, you're not eating right."
The man says, "Doctor, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "Well, first of all, you're not eating right."