Is Pizza a Well-Balanced Diet?

From the website of Pizza Hut:

"Pizza can be a part of a well-balanced meal. Ingredients in our pizzas include protein, complex carbohydrates, Vitamin A and calcium. And, depending on the toppings you choose, our pizzas have items from all of the four major food groups - meat, dairy products, fruits and vegetables, and grains!" 

How can processed carbs be healthy? Or help you lose weight?

And because they're fortified with iron and niacin, for dessert have some Pop Tarts!

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